Here's a rewrite of the previously deleted entry.



I have a weird friend. This friend of mine, suddenly decided that she doesn't want to be mentioned ever again in my blog. This is because someone which she detests seems to be reading up information of her from my site (it IS getting immersely popular, isn't it?) and she doesn't like that.



I told her I am gonna write about her anyway, and she asked me to respect her privacy. Oh well... So anyway, lets think of a name for her, shall we? I think I shall call her BlueBalls, because calling her using another month would be too obvious.



So anyway, I hate the freaking fellow who is reading my blog who knows BlueBalls. If you are thinking, you already know who BlueBalls is, and the freaking fellow would know too, you ARE WRONG. Thats because he is an idiot with the IQ of a llama. But we shall give him more credit, shalln't we?



Lets say that he is actually thinking... "Hey, BlueBalls could be her... Sounds like it is her...". This is dangerous coz he might be able to piece it together and realise anytime soon. What could we do? We baffle him with another question.



So, idiot, tell me... Did the Broccoli copy the Cauliflower or did the Cauliflower copy the Broccoli?



Ahhhhhhhhhh.... I see that EVERYONE of u are baffled. You are thinking to yourself, "Damn! I would never know the answer!"



Sheesh, but lucky you... I KNOW THE ANSWER.



A long long time ago, God has only just started out with his creations and the only creatures on Earth were Plants. There were no dinosaurs, no humans. These plants were separated into two board kinds. Those with very thick stems were called trees, and the rest of them were called flowers.



And then God only invented 16k colour for the world, and thus, due to the lack of colours, he only assigned GREEN for all the flowers.



These flowers were pretty much the same as the flowers we have nowadays; stuck to the ground, taste horrible, etc. However, they could SPEAK, although they were quite stupid. They also do not have names, thus they "oei" here and there. Some new species that God invented could just pop out like that. They also have sex.



Now this is totally flabbergasting. How could the flowers have sex??? Its amazing how they do it. Say flower A is excited by Flower B, who lives near by. A then slowly GROWS towards B, and then, when he is long enough... The rest are too explicit.



So anyway, one fine day, a now-called "Strawberry" flower is attracted to a now called "Cucumber" flower. Now you may think that Strawberry is the female, but actually it is the male. So anyway, Strawberry and Cucumber had sex, and 2 weeks later, they had a baby.



When two flowers have sex, the baby could either be the species of the father, or the mother, and the third possibility, which is far more exciting, is that a formless baby would be born. This baby can choose to take the form of anything he wants (don't even start thinking he would be Pamela Anderson coz humans are not invented yet and he would not think of doing that), and the formation is permanent.



So, as guessed, Strawberry and Cucumber had a formless baby.



Strawberry said, "Come on! Take the form of daddy! Make yourself a little stouter! And taller! Longer! More phallic!"



Cucumber said, "Take the form of mummy! Make me slimmer! And I want leaves on me!"



The formless baby decided that he is irritated by the both of them and left.



Walking aimlessly, and confused on what to take the form of, the formless baby suddenly saw Broccoli.



Broccoli is one cool flower. He was dancing HIP HOP!!! He twisted his butt and suddenly did the coolest thing: A headspin. And best of all? Broccoli looks like an explosion. The formless baby LIKED THAT!



So, he decided to take the form of Broccoli.



*Pouf!*



He looked at himself in a nearby river. OMG! He was shocked! To his disgust, he was not a deep green like Broccoli but a creamy white colour. Thats most queer!! No flowers are this colour!



At this precise moment God's voice boomed from above and announced that he has invented 256K colour and so from now on flowers and trees can have more colours on them, besides green.



The baby felt much better and walked on.



Everyone saw the baby and thought it was Broccoli who was changed of colour. The baby explained to them that he is a clone. Everyone sniggered behind his back for his lack of personality.



On the other hand, Broccoli felt REALLY MAD. He is highly narssisic and he just plain refuses to have anyone look like him. Also, due to his Ah beng-ness (Broccoli likes to speak in Hokkien loudly), few people like Broccoli, so they keep teasing him and asking him whether he was the clone instead.



Broccoli kept wailing, "Wa bo copy la! Mm si wa! Wa bo copy!"



Suddenly, God announced that there were too many plants and it is high time the town mayor decides on a NAME for each species.



The Mayor called upon Broccoli, who was still wailing, "Wa bo copy!"



The mayor decided to call Broccoli "Bocopy" since thats his favourite line. As time passes, language gets misunderstood, and people called Broccoli, well, Broccoli.



It was the formless (now formed) baby's turn. He kept quiet. The town people boo-ed at him for copying others and having no style of his own.



The Mayor decided to call him "Copyflower" and with miscommunication in time to come, "Copyflower" became today's Cauliflower.



The Mayor called himself "Kang Kong", and nobody knows why he chose such a silly name for himself.



Thats the end of the story! In conclusion, it was the Copyflower who copied the Bocopy.



*****



Anyway, here's more Malaysia for you!







It was a rainy day...







Look, BlueBalls is all wet.



And see what I BOUGHT!







LV Damier coin pouch Fake, and only a freaking 5 bucks.







Christian Dior Bag Muahahha! $25!! Cheap cheap cheap!







VCDS!



Ok I got cheated. In case you guys ever visited JB, DO NOT BUY FINDING NEMO 2. Its a freaking FAKE. Its NOT NEMO! They mutated Nemo and made a CHEONG cheapo cartoon about him. It is RIDICULOUS. Let me tell u the story.



Once upon a time there lives some clown fishes. Nemo, called "Splash" now, has a father who is orange and a mother n sister who are purple.



So, Splash went out with his father and suddenly the father is gone.



Splash panicks. Suddenly, evil eyes of giant octopus appears. Giant Octupus is purple and wants to take over the sea. Current king is a Blue Whale and Giant Evil Octupus wants to take over as king.



Octupus tells Splash that unless he tells him the secret of how to kill the freaking Blue Whale, Splash's father will DIE.



Suddenly everyone bursts into a cheery song about beautiful sea life.



So anyway, stupid Splash tells the secret, which is that the freaking Blue Whale must go to the surface to breathe every 2 hours or he will die.



Splash gets caught into jail with his dad anyway.



They burst into a cheery song about beautiful sea life.



Everyone hates Splash coz he told the secret. Splash and dad has gay sex in the cell without realising it is wrong and incestrous. Ok I bullshitted that.



So the octupus caught the whale and tied him up in a shiny purple liquid for 2 hours and amazingly, blue whale does not die.



This is because he is a bloody CHRISTIAN WHALE AND IS BLESSED WITH GOD'S LOVE.



Now, Christians, this is going too far. We atheists try to give in already. When City Harvest people come and harass us, we know they are coming as we can smell a Christian from a mile. So when the City Harvest guy pesters us, we stab him in the stomach with a penknife and then rob him of his belongings.



We are civil enough to Christians. But must you Christians do this to us Atheists?!! WHY?? Why when we least expect it?! We would never have thought that whale is christian!! And then they all now suddenly burst into a cheery song about GOD's LOVE!!



A freaking Christian whale! I blacked out at this point of time so I did not live to see whether the Octupus is Jewish or not. But anyway, lets go on to more Malaysia.



FOOD!











Yum yum yum!!



Its a freaking causeway, and things are so much cheaper! Me and BlueBalls spent a mere $7 each for the food, inclusive of drinks! Where can u get such cheap stuff! If I'm from JB, I would be fucking fat, thats what I would be...

I am gonna blog about random items tonight coz I got so much to blog about plus I have got to rewrite that entry about Malaysia. Ok but this is totally irrelevant so I am writing it as a single entry.



Adryan (the guy I once liked but now is attached to another female), is finally on Friendster. And then I saw on his page, his freaking GF.



So, I clicked on the freaking GF and I realised that her marital status is......... MARRIED.



Irritating isn't it, this kinda people?? Married my bloody foot, Adryan is only with her for like a month?! After getting very irritated by her, I click on "back" and read Adryan's page and guess what??



Adryan's marital status is....... SINGLE.



Oh, the irony!!! I am so smirking, smirking, smirking. i'm lovin' it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chihuahua!



Ah, the cheap thrills of life. They make me so bloody happy.



And if you are Adryan's GF, well, I hope u two break up soon. Sincerely speaking, I don't wish you two happiness and I don't see a need to lie. And btw? Change your marital status, wouldn't you? Its EMBARRASSING.



Muahahaha! I'm still gloating.

I just realised that Jeremy likes this other girl. I have no idea who she is but I know she sucks. Agreed? I shall delete all comments that claim otherwise. Please patronise me, everyone. I am in pain and I need the support.



FUCK THE WORLD. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE?!



More blogging after I finish watching Jacky Wu.

OMG I JUST WROTE A VERY VERY LONG ENTRY AND I TRIED TO COPY IT BEFORE I POSTED AND INSTEAD I PRESSED PASTE (and not COPY) AND THE WHOLE FUCKING THING IS FUCKING GONE I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS SO I AM NOT GONNA BLOG TONIGHT AND I HATE THE WHOLE WORLD.

Just came back from Malaysia!! Lotsa cheap loot!!



Got photos taken, show ur guys tml!!! Woohoo!!! I love our neighbours!

I am not gonna blog tonight, because I just got back from work at Ritz Carlton, and I am fucking pissed with my manager. Thus, I wrote a long long complain letter about him.



And I am gonna paste it here. It is boring like shit unless u know him (*wink wink, Peiying*), but still, I'm gonna paste it here to get u guys excited over a new post which is actually of no interest value.



Anyway, I served Senior Minister Lee today and being the bitch I am, I have absolutely no comments about him except one:



He is bloody wrinkled.



I have no idea why anyone can be so wrinkled.



In fact, when he was sitted down, all I could think of is that he is a wrinkled old man. When asked whether he would like his Evian by my manager, he replied "Yes, thank you" in perfect English and I almost jumped in shock. I have no idea why, but he just looks like a wrinkled old man to me and I sincerely expected him to answer in mumbled Hokkien that he demands beer instead of Evian (Si mi si Evian?). ("Wa ai lim tiger!! Ahh... Tiger ho ah, tiger...")



I think that I am bloody stupid as well, because I could not even understand the gist of his long speech. Not even the GIST. And to think I had to stand politely facing the audience pretending to look like the speech is the speech of the year.



Here's the complain letter.



Miss Wendy Cheng

Blk XX Teban Gardens Rd

#0X-XXX S(XXXXXX)

Phone number: 9XXXXXXX



To: The Human Resource Department

Ritz Carlton Millenia Singapore



RE: New Banquet Manager Mr Khor



To: Whom It May Concern,



I am writing this letter of complain on behalf of many banquet part-timers, many of which have years of experience with Ritz Carlton and are affected by the above-mentioned new banquet manager, Mr Khor. Their signatures are included at the end of this letter.



I personally have worked in Ritz Carlton for 8 months or so, and I consider myself a good worker who tries her best to contribute to upkeep Ritz Carlton�s image of excellence customer relationships. As a part-timer, the sole reason why I am devoted to the hotel is that my employers, such as Mr. Brendon and Mr. Selva, treats me well, and I�m sure that�s why my peers, whom I introduced to work here, do their utmost best for the company as well.



Recently Mr. Jordan Chan has been promoted to be the manager of Snappers restaurant, and because of this, Mr. Khor, previously working in Pan Pacific Hotel, has been recruited to take over Mr. Chan�s position.



Several unhappy events happened, and as a result, many of the more experienced staff have decided to leave Ritz Carlton to join other hotels, due to the incidents which involved Mr. Khor.



Currently, without many of the experienced staff helping, Ritz Carlton�s banquet department is short of able part-timers. About a few weeks ago I was not working as I was having my exams, and when I came back to work today, I saw with my own eyes the horrifying results. Chili sauce was poured to the brim of the saucers, cutlery were not arranged in the correct order, and apparently the new staff hired have no idea what they are doing at all. It�s a pain to see Ritz Carlton�s image going down because of this.



It did not use to be this way.



The following are the reasons why we are unhappy with Mr Khor:



He does not follow Ritz Carlton�s employee policy



Mr Khor was previously from Pan Pacific Hotel. Coincidentally, prior to working at Ritz Carlton, I worked at Pan Pacific Hotel as well, in the same department, which is banqueting. Mr. Khor treats Ritz Carlton as if it is Pan Pacific. I know this for sure because he applies the same attitude and manner Pan Pacific�s banquet managers treat their staff to Ritz�s staff as well.



For example, in Pan Pacific, a military kind of style is used to �discipline� the part-timers and push them to higher performances. Scoldings are done loudly and in front of plenty of people to achieve shame for the wrongdoer. The workers fear, therefore they perform.



I personally do not agree with using the rod instead of the carrot, which is why I switched hotels to work at Ritz Carlton. Here, I am very happy because I know Ritz Carlton�s policy for treating employees; the infamous �We are ladies and gentlemen, serving ladies and gentlemen�. Ritz wants its employees to be happy, so when they serve, they are cheerful. I know this because I did an interview with Mr. Anton once for a school project. However, Mr. Khor does not seem to adhere to this slogan at all. He does not treat Ritz Carlton�s employees as �Ladies and Gentlemen�. Furthermore, he is apparently trying to change Ritz Carlton into another Pan Pacific.



For example, in Pan Pacific Hotel, the females are told to stand with their hands held together in front of them, while the gentlemen to have their hands held behind them. Mr. Khor tried to force this method of standing to Ritz�s banquet staff as well.



When asked by a waitress on why we should stand this way, instead of giving a proper answer like �uniformity� or that it would look neater, he embarrassed her in front of everyone by giving a very crude answer. He replied that proper girls should cover their �in front� (for the hands would cover the female private parts), while the men should cover their behinds in case they get poked in their asses.



This kind of reply is not only extremely rude and insulting to both sexes, but also goes a step further to show Mr. Khor�s incompetence. When asked a simple rationale for his commands, he is not even able to give a proper reason to convince his staff to listen to him. How are we supposed to respect him this way?



But we know better than to question him, because his answers would be that we have no rights to challenge him and that he has the power to send us home immediately.



He has no respect for Banquet part-timers.



Mr Khor seemingly thinks that being a banquet manager makes him a superior being to all of the part-timers whom he can abuse as he wishes.



For example, which a simple reminder will do, he barks and makes sure everyone in the surrounding will stare at the victim, while he hurls on in anger. If a stray napkin is left on a table, instead of nicely prompt a waiter to pick it up, he shouts (I quote), �Leave there for what?! Wait for ME to pick up is it?!�



This kind of behaviour is absolutely unnecessary for small blunders (which is inevitable sometimes) and instead of making us fear him and listen to him, some of us rebel, and many even choose to quit.



No self-respecting employee would tolerate this kind of nonsense. To further wreck the situation, none of us respects Mr. Khor because we all think he is an incompetent manager and thus we would not even bother to try thinking that �maybe he is right�, but instead just brush off whatever he shouts.



He Abuses His Power



Mr. Khor also abuses his power by threatening employees.



In the past, Ritz Carlton�s staff are allowed to have dyed hair which is dark brown. Mr. Khor came into Ritz Carlton, and once, again, applying the same rules of Pan Pacific, decided that all Ritz Carlton�s banquet taskforce are supposed to have jet-black hair.



Personally, I have dark brown hair with blonde highlights. Mr. Khor asked me to spray my hair black, and so the next time I worked, I sprayed the blonde highlights black.



Mr. Khor saw my hair and is still unsatisfied with it. I told him I have already sprayed my hair, but he insisted that he can still see brown, and threatened to cut my pay by 2 hours should that happen again.



Today, I served the VIP table, which sat Senior Minister Lee. As far as the guests are concerned, my dark brown hair seems to be fine, and they are happy with my service. I do not see why dark brown hair should be a problem at all. (Indeed, the rest of the managers think it is perfectly fine too.) Yes, I understand that blonde hair may look a little too wild for work, but what is wrong with dark brown? It is almost indistinguishable from black in the ballroom.



I personally feel that Mr. Khor is abusing his powers by deducting people�s pay by 2 hours just because of a little bit of hair dye. I did 6 hours of standard work (which is totally not affected by my hair colour) for Ritz Carlton, and I think 6 hours of pay is fair for what I should get. Unless Mr. Khor can prove that my hair colour has managed to reduce the work (or standard of work) I did by 2 hours, he has no rights at all to just deduct pay like that.



By doing this, employees who got deducted would feel most bitter and ask themselves, �Why should I work for 6 hours when I am only paid for 4? I may as well slack all the way�. This would cause more ruin to Ritz Carlton�s standards of service.



He drags employment time without paying extra



Today, Mr. Khor told some of the ladies to do some work at the Grand Gallery. He himself stayed inside the ballroom supervising the other employees who are working there.



The majority of us are supposed to end our shifts at 12 am, and the transport comes at 12:30 am sharp.



The ladies did what he told us to, and when no one came to ask us to stop work at 12 am, we proceeded to inside the ballroom to ask Mr. Khor whether we are allowed to go home yet.



He was commanding the guys in the ballrooms to do work, and refused to acknowledge our question and instead just rudely walked into the grand gallery. Meanwhile, the guys who were working in the ballroom tried to ask him whether we can leave yet but gave up asking when Mr. Khor walked into the Grand Gallery, with the ladies tagging behind.



Mr. Khor looked around, and asked us whether we have finished doing what he asked us to do. The point is, it is already 12:10 am, and surely even if we are not able to finish, we should be allowed to leave? However, we did finish our chores and thus we said that we are done. He asked us to clear up some of the trolleys as well as some trays. He asked for us to go inside the ballroom after that.



When we went into the ballroom, he was having some pep talk with the ballroom staff, which is totally wasting the time of the people working in the Grand Gallery. After some time, he proceeded to ask me whether the Grand Gallery is cleared of miscellaneous items and I said yes. He sniggered and said that I am still not allowed to go home until he checked.



By the time he finished his talk and followed us to the Grand Gallery where he no doubt found areas to pinpoint us at, it was already 12:20 am. I was fuming by this point of time because I should have been bathing and changing my uniform at a leisurely pace. Mr. Khor is not paying us for work until 12:20 am, and I don�t see why I should waste my time to help him, and most certainly not as a personal favour.



If he does not manage to get his work done by a certain time, it is his own incompetence and none of my business. At 11:50 am, he should have came into the Grand Gallery to remind the ladies working there to pack up and wrap up work. However, he did nothing of that sort and wasted our time because we did not know that we had to keep the trolleys and trays (we thought the midnight shift staff would need to use them). As a result, I did not manage to change, get my voucher, and get my pay in time for me to catch the transport home and it is most certainly Mr. Khor�s fault.



In conclusion, I hope top management would quickly do something about this. Although in the eyes of a big hotel like Ritz Carlton, banquet part-timers may seem trivial but still, we are the ones the guests meet at the frontline and a cheery waiter can make a big difference to the way a guest views Ritz Carlton.



The banquet part-timers� team does not hope that Mr. Khor gets fired, but instead, hopes that someone would kindly remind him that he is no longer working in Pan Pacific but in Ritz Carlton and should stop abusing his position and start respecting his employees. If not, the amazingly rapid disappearance of quality (I assume quality staff are self-respecting as well) staff would bring Ritz Carlton�s banquet department to dire straits.



Yours Sincerely,

Wendy Cheng

Banquet Part-time Taskforce



******



Yup thats it. I wonder how many of u actually read it. Anyway, please do the survey from the previous entry?!! Please? So that I will have more statistics to comment on the sexuality of people nowadays! Haha...



Alright, nites people!

I'm feeling self-centred tonight. Lets just talk about me. Everyone wants to know more about me right? (If no, stop reading here and go to CNN.com to know more about the rest of the world.)



I am weird.



I am weird because when I visit the library to borrow books, I only like to borrow the green books. Green books just look nicer to read. Actually, the first novel I borrowed, without knowing the author, was a green book and I liked it a lot and thus I always borrow green books since then.



I am extremely irritated when people take photos with the camera tilted. I don't understand whats the POINT. Its ok for a real life camera (although its still pointless unless u happen to want to capture something far at the top corner) because you can always tilt a photograph back to see it properly after you develop it.



But for DIGITAL photos??! WTF? (I'm getting angry again). You cannot tilt you PC/lappie, can you??! CAN YOU?? If u wanna see the fellow clearly, u can only rotate the pic, and if u do that in photoshop u will get white corners around the bloody pic, spoiling the whole picture! I HATE PEOPLE WHO TAKE PHOTOS TILTED. I smack everyone who DARES to tilt my cybershot.



I absolutely ABHOR people who are attached and claim that they are "married" in friendster. If u are one such person, let me remind u... YOU ARE STILL CONSIDERED A SINGLE IN THE EYES OF LAW. You may argue its none of my business, but let me tell you, it is none your business whether I make the issue my business or not.



Anyway, back to my cynical point. If you are a person guilty of doing that, please change ur status back to "in a relationship". You do not know for a sure thing whether your partner if even WILLING to marry you or not, how can you say u are married? Your partner may say he/she is willing now, but when it boils down to the real facts, like fucking only u for the rest of his miserable life, he will most possibly change his mind and say he is not ready for such commitment.



He might even be fucking behind your back, and here u are, stupidly telling everyone u and him are "married" (while his mistress sniggers away reading). When he ditches you, I WILL LAUGH THE LOUDEST WHEN YOU CHANGE THE STATUS TO "SINGLE" (What, not "divorced"? So fast break ah, I thought u guys stable until gonna get married??).



I cannot stand people who give mushy testimonials to their partners in friendster. No one is asking me to read, I know... But I get goosebumps when I accidentally read one before realising what I am doing. Ok, I admit I am jealous... JUST A LITTLE BIT. But not for the previous point.



I love cheap thrills.



Nothing beats smacking a mosquito to death.



And then I like filling up my facial blotter to the max and using it to scare people.



I am an artist, but I do not enjoy drawing at all. I just like the praises that come after I finish artwork.



No one can beat me at Bejeweled! My highest score is 128,000 and no living human can beat that. If you can, you don't have a life.



Suddenly, I decided I am lazy to continue the list, although there is much more to write, coz I just wrote a long email trying to convince a guy to break off with his gf who is studying in Australia.



I shall copy it here for the benefit of the people here who have partners studying in Australia.



Here it is:



"Haha... Australia is TERRIBLE! In my very blatant opinion, it is time to ditch Andrea... Let me explain.



Aussies have nothing to do after 9pm so they have sex. And then Andrea has nothing to do after 9pm, and then calling u is expensive, so she might start to feel a wee bit lonely.



And then her friends would convince her that she should try fcuking an Angmoh because supposedly they have huge dicks.



"Oh C'mon Andrea! Its just ONE! (*Insert angmoh name*) is so CUTE! And he is Soooo into you! Just ask him over to your room tonight! I heard he is REAL good!"



And then Andrea, despite feeling terribly guilty, decided to try just... one... angmoh. After all she has satisfied all her craving for jappie takeshi look-alikes (My guy looks a little like the said actor)and its time for a change.



Nope, I'm not saying u shld ditch Andrea because she had sex with an angmoh. I'm getting to my point.



ONE IN THREE AUSTRALIANS HAVE HERPES.



And being the selfish twits Australians are (look how expensive kangaroo skin is, despite them being quite plentiful), they want to spread herpes to the rest of the world so that they would not alone be exterminated. The condom Andrea and (*insert angmoh name*) use, will have a hole in it.



1 out of 3, you are thinking... So its a 66.6% chance that you should not break with her, you calculate. WRONG. Don't take chances coz HERPES CANNOT BE CURED. Its a lifetime disease.



Still not convinced? Heres another theory. Look, if you are about to fuck only ONE angmoh in your life, you would make damn sure it is gonna be a smashing experience. A smashing experience, is only gonna come true with good looking people.



Good looking people get a lot of sex. Lets call them category "A" people.



And then lets take 3 average groups of people. "A" is the good-looking sex people. "B" would be your average nerd. "C" are old people.



Now, which group, out of the 3, is likely to the ones having herpes?



You are getting my point, amidst slowly.



My point is Andrea is possibly on her way to see a doctor about her condition now.



I see you are not panicking yet. You are thinking, even if this really happens, you and her relationship is not one of only physical satisfaction. Afterall she has been your soulmate for 5 long years.



You can do without sex with her, until she gets a sex check up.



Now the problem is she will not go get a sex check up just like that. People just DO NOT go for check ups like everyday.



If you ask her to go for a check up, there could be two possiblities.



1) She breaks down, cries, and tells you she has herpes and will you please forgive her for her infidelity while you twitch in horror of her paws on you.



2) She did not fuck any angmoh (actually she did but did not get herpes coz she was the one bringing the condom), and gets very very insulted that you do not trust her after the 5 years of the relationship, and breaks with you anyway.



You are traumatizied already.



You are thinking u would just abstrain from sex with her.



Whats the point of the relationship then?!



In conclusion, break with Andrea after her exams."



Names have been changed to protect the Herpes-infected.

*****



Here are the pictures for the Zouk Halloween party as I promised!



Leave comments please? :D

*****



I got a poll that I want everyone to do properly. Its the same as the one on the guestbook and I am really interested to know the poll results (so do all of you) and so please please do it correctly?



I thought of the question (and answers) myself. Although it sounds a bit pervertic, but I think it is quite interesting coz the answers are really varied.



Ok here is goes:



Imagine this situation. YOU ARE A MALE.



Saddam Hussein appears one day in your life and abducted the person you love the most in the whole wide world. (This person cannot be a supreme being please.)



He calls you up, and with the voice of your loved one in the background, asks you to go to this warehouse.



When you appear, you see him holding your loved one at gunpoint. As a very sick joke, he asks you to choose one of the following to fuck. Remember u are a male, not a female.



He says, if you do not choose, he would shoot the brains out of your loved one, right before you eyes.



Please rank the following alternates to fuck, with 1 being the first choice and 6 being the last choice. RANK, not choose one, k?

1) A 5 year old girl. You do not know her. She is quite pretty.



2) A female donkey of relative cleanliness.



3) Your father's best friend. He is male, aged 55 and is not good looking and quite balding.



4) Gisele Bundchen. Or any supermodel of your choice. Very very beautiful, a peeeerfect body with nice boobs. There's a catch. She died 10 minutes ago of a heart attack.



5) A 75 year old granny. Not related to you. Relatively smelly. Too wrinkled to see whether she was once pretty or not, definite is not now.



6) Your own elder sister, who is 2 years older than you.

Rank!



In case you are wondering,



- No, you are not allowed to use a condom.



- Yes, you do know your father's best friend.



- No, you are NOT allowed to close your eyes while shagging.



- Yes, you can choose to fuck the donkey at its vagina or anus.



- Yes, I know the question only requires you to choose one but I want you to rank anyway.



Ok I'll start off with my answers first. Please do it properly! =)